May. 22, 2011 at 10:33pm
umm wtf?!
Dear Q-tip, Oh yeah, that’s the spot. Mmmm. Yeah baby, get it. Sincerely, Ear.
10:32pm
i like this
Dear Women, Please stop thinking you have to be a size 0 to be beautiful. Those magazines got it all wrong, no one ever told them that beauty is also on the inside. Be confident and happy with yourself. Some guy out there is going to fall in love with everything about you. Sincerely, a real man
10:32pm with 1 note
hilarious
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns
10:31pm
how dare they
Dear mother, Please realize it wasn’t a phase, and it still hurts that you think it is. Sincerely, Your gay son
10:31pm
you're a douche
Dear girls, If you can read this, make me a sammich. Sincerely, a boy